Jimmy Kimmel Investigates Trump’s Neck Rash by Interviewing His ‘Badly Bruised Baby Hand’

Late-Night TV Jimmy Kimmel Investigates Trump’s Neck Rash by Interviewing His ‘Badly Bruised Baby Hand’ "Just when you thought Melania couldn't find another reason not to sleep with him," the host joked By Emily Zemler Emily Zemler View all posts by Emily Zemler March 5, 2026 Like many Americans, Jimmy Kimmel is curious about Donald Trump ‘s mystery neck rash , which the late-night host has dubbed a “big red yuck.” “Just when you thought Melania couldn’t find another reason not to sleep with him,” Kimmel quipped. “Or maybe she tried to strangle him in his sleep.” He added, “Reporters have been asking about it. The White House claimed—first they claimed it was a kite-surfing accident. No. They’ve so far refused to give any detailed explanation of what it is. So we decided to investigate this ourselves.” Kimmel then investigated the situation by interviewing “Donald Trump’s badly bruised baby hand.” The late-night show introduced a very orange hand topped with a swooping Trump wig and a large bruise. “I was hoping you could tell us what is going on with that rash or whatever is happening north of you on the president’s neck,” Kimmel said. “That’s not a rash,” the hand replied with Trump’s voice. “The neck is just a little irritated from all the medals it has been wearing. We’ve won so many awards. The FIFA Peace Prize. Olympic gold. A lifetime achievement award from Arby’s for eating 10,000 beef and cheddars.” Trending Stories Ann and Nancy Wilson Recall Heart’s 1970s Implosion: ‘Emotional Toll Just Kind of Ate Us’